Some things you should know about me (besides being called “The Expired Guru”).

I am #9 on the list of The Worst Windsurfers in California

I would gladly sell my soul for peanut butter

I’m left-handed

I had lead or starring role in over 20 films and TV movies. The only acting I do these days is in my expired plus videos.

I’m thinking about writing and directing a horror movie about a listing that expires on Friday the 13th.

Busy day means a 2-hour work out, office, shooting a video, answering over 100 emails (mostly fan mail), phone, meeting, more email, more phone, meeting, lunch with Peggy (my super-dooper assistant)  discussing another Plus project, writing, marketing, more emails, leave office, home, glass of red wine, feet up, writing, and some TV (Reno 911). Good day, right?

My real name is Boris but I’ve been called Borino by my parents since I was 8 days old and about  |————————————|  this big (actual size)